Parson Clench
"Stoke-St. Edith is a small and deeply rural parish, a complete backwater; at least it was so
fifteen years ago, and changes move so slowly within its boundaries that I should doubt it
being greatly altered, even now. It has been said about the Stoke-St. Edith people that
they just begin to realise they are born when it is time for them to die, and that it takes at
least as long to convince them they are dead. And by the latter proposition hangs a tale.
"As sometimes happens, though the case is
rare, this retired and unimportant parish has a
fatly endowed living, such as was reckoned in former times a suitable provision for
younger sons. And some two-and-sixty years before the period of this story, the Albury
younger son of that date not being of an age to take orders, the Reverend Augustus
Clench was put in to keep the benefice warm for him.
"But when the time came for Mr. Clench to surrender his cure, the younger son had
developed other views, and the warmer was undisturbed. And so the long procession of
years went on, and the old gentleman—whom none of us could picture as ever having
been young—became more and more autocratic, more deeply conservative, more blind to
all advantage in change, even when change was plainly for the better. It seemed
to us
juniors that he must have been born in a black gown and bands, bald-headed and wearing
spectacles—(no doubt the bald head was fact)—and that of all things at Stoke-St. Edith
he was the least mutable. So it came as a shock to us all, then scattered far and wide,
when among the newspaper announcements we read that the Reverend Augustus Clench
was no more.
"I was not a resident in the parish when the following events took place, but I heard of
them from a faithful correspondent, and later supplemented her
account by personal
inquiry on the spot.
"The next presentation to the living was in the gift of the widowed Mrs. Albury at the
Hall, who had long designed that fat provision for her nephew, the Reverend Basil
Deane. He was working as curate in an East London parish, and when Mr. Clench’s death
took place he had his doubts whether he would be justified in exchanging strenuous duty
so early in his career, for the soft cushion of rural ease. But it was now or never for his
chance in life; his aunt Emmeline, good gentle soul, was a confirmed invalid, and at her
death the Albury property, with the presentation right, would pass under her husband’s
will to a distant cousin, who would have no concern or care for any Deane.
"Mr. Clench was only just buried when Mrs.
Albury wrote: 'I want you to come down for
this next Sunday and take the services here, as the churchwardens are in a difficulty, and
then we can arrange about your succession to the living. You know it is my earnest wish
to have you settled at the Rectory. I cannot be thankful enough that I returned from
France to be here at this time. I do not generally leave the Riviera so early in the spring,
and it really was as if I had been led. But I caught a severe cold on the homeward
journey, and am obliged to keep to my own two rooms, which I know you will excuse.'
"Mrs. Albury used to spend the greater part of the year abroad, and Basil’s visits to her
had hitherto been paid either at the Riviera villa or in London: he had not seen Stoke-St.
Edith since his childhood. So he came with only the faintest recollection of what the
place was like, and none of the old man it was proposed he should succeed." . . .